its that time; my favorite month of the year :D
Excesive selfies - I admit I’m guilty of having a couple of those myself. There are those rare days when I feel especially pretty and post a picture. But then there are those people who post one or many every motherfucking day. What the fucking hell is the point of posting a million and one pictures of yourself of your happy ass sitting in the exact same location with a retarded ass smile that makes me wanna slap the fuck out of your face. Dumbfucks.
Tweet grams - I don’t understand why people feel the need to post their problems on instagram. Instagram is for pictures, save your petty ass drama and first world problems for twitter.
Fitness pictures - Oh my fucking god. I am BEYOND sick of seeing fitness pictures every fucking where I look. Pictures at the gym, pictures of protein shakes, before and after mirror pictures, healthy food, the list goes on and on. I thought that getting fit was something people did for themselves. If you really feel the need to show people the food you’re eating and the way your body looks after working out, then CLEARLY you aren’t doing it for yourself. And then coming out with stupid captions like “I don’t mean to brag but….” NO. Stop right there. You are bragging dumbass. And then those pictures of “healthy food” aka a handful of chopped chicken and half a boiled egg. I highly doubt that eating that amount of food is anywhere near healthy. Do me a favor and go shove your “gains” up your asses.
Following to unfollow and likes - Idk why the fuck people are so obsessed with having a bunch of followers. Sometimes I have complete randoms come out of nowhere and follow me on instagram. Then a week later, they unfollow me. Did you really think I was going to follow your sorry ass just so you can gain followers? Nope. Then there are those people following a bunch of people so they can follow them back and just keep them there. I’m sorry but personally I would not want to scroll through my feed and see pics of irrelevant ass people that idgaf about just so I can have a bunch of followers. Why the hell do people want so many followers to which most are people they’ve never even thought of meeting. And seriously wtf is getting 100 likes on your sorry ass picture gonna do for your life? that’s right, nothing. Your 1000+ followers and likes on your pictures are as worthless as your pathetic attention seeking life.
Significant others - I don’t get why some people feel the need to post a picture of their boyfriend/girlfriend every other day. And no I don’t mean a picture together, I mean a picture of your significant other by themselves. Its man crush Monday? Oh, let me post a picture of my boyfriend every Monday so everyone can know for the umpteenth time that he is my boyfriend. Woman crush Wednesday? No problem! Let me post a picture of my girlfriend every mother fucking week. Oh but lets not forget all those in between moments when he looks so damn cute making that face he makes every single fucking day and you just have to instagram it. Seriously people, no one cares.
Girls that post pictures of food - There are a handful of girls I’ve seen posting pictures of food and then captioning them “on that housewife status” or “i would make a good wife” No. Shut the fuck up. There’s a lot more to being a good wife than slapping some meat on a grill. And fyi, your filet mignon will mean nothing to him if your raggedy ass is lacking in other areas.
— (via v-camilleee)
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Tila Tequila | Fuck Ya Man
i forgot how catchy this song was lol
happy first day of autumn!
my favorite season! :D